(The above question is not intended to offend the Gender & Ladies' Scientific community; it's simply a reflection of my poor command of the English language since I'm not a native speaker of English, thus I have difficulty with proper sentence structure, syntax, spelling and usage).

unfortunately, i am not a lawyer at all. in fact i am nothing but a drunkard hamster with zero life.

Regular viewer Judge Judy and Boston Legal. Is enough.

I'm an armchair lawyer and warrior.

Me corporate litigation attorney specialist on America.